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Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...
don't even pass that shit to me.
guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!
A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.
When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.
In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".
I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.
“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.
Often used to indicate that one is moving on.
Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️
Ball up top like in basketball when you check the ball at the top of the key to reset play. Represents a moment to pause and reset, like hitting the reset button in life. It's when you take a step back to reassess and refocus before moving forward.
Jake and his girl keep arguing. Ball up top. He takes a step back, cools off, figures out what’s real, then comes back smooth and locked in.
For a female to one up a man for telling her to "grow a pair", by grabbing her tits and saying "i've got a pair, and they're bigger than yours bitch "
Meghan got mad street cred for ball-upping her two male coworkers