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Punching a girl for being a douche. . But right in the box
She was such a douche, I couldn't just uppercut her with a punch....she deserved an uppercunt
Girls lacking substantial booty, attempting to twerk....aka Miley Cyrus or Meghan McNamara (lack + twerk = lwerk)
Miley tried twerking, but was only really lwerking
Dual Income Little Dog Owners
That new couple down the road are dildos.
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Using the moisture from the labia of a clam stand to give your skin a renewed finish
When Richard passed out, Meghan âClam Standâ him....which gave his forehead a beautiful sheen like he moisturized with Oil of Olay.....or rather Oil of OâLabia
When a pretty girl lies down on a bench outside a gay bar
Meghan lied down after drinking too much, and made herself into a lesbian trough.
The girl version of a man cave (vagina cave)
Meghan, Kim and Lindsay needed some time away from the kids, so they heading to their vave for some wine
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Depressed masturbating that results in crying from being so lonely.
Richard was so lonely, yet so horny, he would crysturbate himself to sleep