Farm upstate

Term generally used by parents to explain the absence of a family pet. While sometimes meaning the pet has truly been rehomed, it generally is a euphemism for the animal dying, disappearing, being put down, or given to an animal shelter.

Child: “daddy, where did fluffy go?”
Father, covered in scratch marks: “well sweetie, fluffy went to live on a farm upstate…”

Upstate Sureño

The term ''Upstate Sureño'' is used to describe a Chicano gang member that bangs Sur 13 in Northern territory. They generally live in areas outside of the Southern California within California itself. In other words, they reside in Central, or Nothern California. They believe they are superior to Norteños(their rivals) & feel as though they are taking over thier turfs.

Sureño from Los Angeles: Ey ese, where you from?

Sureño from Fresno: I'm from Fresno ese.

Sureño from Los Angeles: Chales, you're an Upstate Sureño, que no?

Sureño from Fresno: Simon ese. Fuck Chapetes.

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upstate

saying you are from out-of-town..

Them: where you from homie?
Me: I'm from upstate...

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Upstate Manhattan

The far reaches of uptown Manhattan. Primarily refers to Washington Heights and Inwood.

Fifi wants to move Way The Heck Upstate, but Upstate Manhattan will do, for now..

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Farm upstate

Where your childhood pets went

Son: Dad, wheres Mr. Nutterbutter?
Dad: Uh... he went to a farm upstate.

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upstate driver

using your penis to tee off a golfball. the ball is placed on a womens vagina and as you punch her stomach to make her queef you slap it with your dick while hovering over the vaj.

mike: dude you ready for the golf tourny this weekend

james: yeah ive been using my upstate driver

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Upstate NY

A vast wasteland of desolation and despair similar to K Mart or Sears.

Wow, this city is so Upstate NY.

Their house is such an Upstate NY.

Or

He's not only a party pooper, he's straight Upstate NY!

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