Tourny

Horniness as a result of being on tour/in a small group of the same people for an extended period of time. This would usually manifest it’s self in an attraction for a person that would be otherwise not attractive to you.

Alcohol : “Beer Goggles”
Being on tour : “Tourny”

1: “omg so many babes at the show tonight”
2: “lmao nah this is New Jersey- I think you’re just Tourny”

Tourny

A horny turtle.

That tournys gettin some serious action.

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Sacramento squash tourny

A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.

"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"

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