Val

An independent person who can do anything they put their mind to, they have a lot of determination and don't quit until their goal is accomplished. If you ever run into a val you'll be extremely lucky to have them in your life and most likely want to keep them around for as long as possible. they're going to a funny, smart, kind, loving, energetic, hard-working, and dependable person for you so make sure you don't miss your chance with them if you find one.

"Woah look him and val are holding hands"
"lucky bastard"

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val

Short for valid. Saying something is 'val' is agreeing with a former statement. This is just like saying something is true, saying fo sho, or stating word.

- "Dude, Lance is so gay, all he does is kiss ass."
- "Thats val man."

or

- "If we don't start changing the discount rate this economy is going to be fucked in the ear."
- "Val."

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val

an exaggerated measurement, value or quantity that is absolutely ludicrous, unreal or a hyperbole (in the non-mathematical sense) with regard to its size or magnitude.

this ridiculous measurement was coined by an englishman who drives german automobiles, carries an enlarged left testicle and who turns red at the mere glimpse of sunlight in the morning; the anonymous englishman named the term after an anonymous non-practical woman (typically nearly 30 years of age) with origins from a nation or people celebrated for an austerely realist approach or practical outlook on life

GIRL: I simply cannot sit on a barstool...I had 4000 guys in my bedroom last night (when in-fact, there were only 29 present).

GUY: Gosh, are you sure it wasn't 2,657 guys? You sound like such a Val!!!!!!!

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val

val is a cunt and he likes sucking bbc he will do it for only 3 bucks.
he is russian and he is always wearing an adidas tracksuit

hey did you see val this morning
yeah he was sucking bbc

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Val

Often a greedy penny-pinching jew.

Stop being like val and get out of the fountain.

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val gamer

In videogames, especially Escape from Tarkov, a person who almost exclusively uses the AS VAL. They are usually clad in the highest quality Slick plate carrier and an Exfil helmet if you encounter one in Tarkov, however it is not exclusive to there, as anyone that is good with the as val (Or its DMR counterpart, the VSS) is, by definition, a val gamer.

"Aw, he got me with a f*cking VAL, man. Stupid val gamers." -Daniel

Del Val

A school with a relatively mediocre academic reputation, mediocre athletic programs, and mediocre.. well, everything. This school draws from five school districts in butt fuck nowhere, NJ where all of the girls either have tanning beds installed in their basements or waste approximately 4/5 of their part time job money on fake tanning, the guys either wrestle or highly endorse John Deere, and everyone else is basically boring- with the exception of a few.

Del Val has an addiction to not prepping students for life after high school. It's great. Counselors don't really give a shit about 90% of the students (which is about.. 90 students), the school has cut funding for everything, and ever since our gay ex-principal left, it's just been downhill.

Woo hoo Del Val.

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