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The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.
"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."
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The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.
Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.
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What nick cannon needs.
"dude did u hear about nick cannon having his 12th kid?!"
"no way dude. that guy needs a vasectomy"
A vasectomy’s a medical procedure. One that makes you half a man. Remember when you twisted up your garden hose? Well, essentially that is the plan.
You might be wondering how it works…
(Bum bum bum bum) You make a small incision in the scrotal skin. Isolate the vas and (isolate the vas and then you) hold it in position with a towel clamp, then you snip the fibrous tissue (then you snip the fibrous tissue). Now you'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife,
(...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word “irony”).
Say goodbye to manhood. Say goodbye to babies. Say goodbye to kids like Meg (empty out your sack)
Or you could just get a vasectomy.
When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.
Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy
A word commonly used to describe the act of wanting to cut out someones tounge due to something they have said, for example saying something "crursed" or weird
Person 1: Ugh, i hate brian, The things he says, i swear he should get his tounge cut off!
Person 2: Yeah, That guy really deserves a Oral Vasectomy
A vasectomy that goes so wrong you have to end ur football career
Boys johhny Nevin is finished no more of the goat he got a botched vasectomy.
Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?
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