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volunteer firefighter

fireman that is well trained in the extinguishment of fires,vehicle extrication,medical calls,and fire safety.but they are not paid for their training nor for running their calls.three quarters of this country is volunteer.most volunteers have a job but also have firefighting as a second non paid job.some volunteer firemen dont take the job seriously but most do and act accordingly.

volunteer firefighter fight fire and protect the public for free.most of them have just as much if not more training than fully paid fire depts.

by engineman843 April 26, 2009

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volunteer victim

A woman that says she’s done and over with her boyfriends bum ass unemployed power trips and abusive, manipulative, stalkerish behavior, yet answers his calls, provides shit for him, and still fucks around with the fucktard.

Angie: “I’m fucking done with that motherfucker, I got the EPO and everything, but I still answer his calls and let him use me”
Daniel: “damn, he sounds like a sad excuse for a human and you sound like a volunteer victim”

by FlimsydickDoozie October 30, 2021


Volunteer Firefighter

The bitchiest, most butt-hurt people you will ever meet.

When I told the volunteer firefighter to get out of my ambulance, he went and cried to the chief.

by Mediclover September 6, 2018

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volunteer high school

shitty little hell hole filled with incestuous skoal dipping, cigarette smoking (especially in the bathrooms), pregnant teens who fight each other constantly. the worst and only high school in church hEll, Tennessee. Also known (due to the abundance of gay boys) as Volun-Queer.

He has a "Roll Coal, Dip SKoal" sticker on the back of his pickup truck? He must go to Volunteer High School.

by bitchtits1998 February 17, 2017

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volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

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Volunteer High School

A major Zionist institution,Also known as Greed inc.,volunqueer,volungreed to those who aren’t greedy,we will never reveal ourselves you filthy Zionists.The greedy bastards that go here are most certainly brainless caveman judging from past reports of events.There’s been people,especially in the bathrooms that didn’t do the most brainless things like smoking,or shooting up like the degenerates they clearly are,no no that’s not good enough for them,why would it,right? Anyways,there’s been retards that literally shit in the floors and piss in the sinks for some ungodly reasons.Let’s just say,if you’re reading this,you’re in for a greedy bullshit time coming here.You’ll just love the dollar dogshit they serve in lunch and the stories of a leprechaun swimming in his pile of cash and drowning like a dumbass if your lucky enough to know the green truth.

“It’s nice to be at volunteer high school isn’t it?”,said the uncaring and unaware hick student “Why yes,yes it is nice to go here.It’s just amazing that the school blows money on a useless football field and not on the school.I also like how you can walk into a vandalised bathroom and sometimes be met with a surprise that will make you come out pondering all kinds of things from your life decisions,how someone managed to shit on the floor,rip a door off it’s hinges,you name it.”

by грустныйКова February 18, 2021

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Volunteer job seeker

A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.

Job seeker

"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"

Job centre staff

"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"

14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)

by Split1234 January 10, 2014