wmd

White and massive dick

there might not be any WMDs in Iraq but there is one in my pants

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wmd

See George Bush, Dubya, etc.

Want to find a real weapon of mass destruction? Look at who you've just elected as your President.

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wmd

Equivalent to OMP - Oil of Mass Production.

Bush: Iraq has oil of mass pro... i mean weapons of mass destruction.

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wmd

synonomys with tooth fairy, santa claus, easter bunny, etc.

america has them to protect the world against terrorism. but yet nobody else is allowed to have them because they are going to destroy america.

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wmd

abbreviation for "wagging my dick"

usually used after stating an accomplishment

told a bitch wearing a susan b anthony shirt to go make me a sandwich. #wmd

just aced that final exam. #wmd

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SMA WMD

Shake My Ass, Wiggle My Dick

Like smh except better.

Man 1: Are we gonna go get McDonald’s?

Man 2: No we’re going to Burger King

Man 1: Damn. SMA WMD.

Man 2: Ok I guess we can go to McDonald’s if you want

Man 1: Thanks homie

SMA WMD

Shake my ass, Wiggle my dick

Like smh but better.

Man 1: Are we going to McDonald’s?

Man 2: Nah man I wanted to go to Burger King

Man 1: Damn. SMA WMD

Man 2: What does that mean

Man 1: Shake my ass wiggle my dick

Man 2: Wha-

Man 1: *gets on the hood of the car and shaking his ass and wiggling his dick*

Man 2: What the fuck