Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.

"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"

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WAL-MART

WAL-MART {Wall-mart}

The only time you get a happy greeting before you enter hell

Welcome to WAL-MART!

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Wal-Mark

Terminolgy used by Mexican-Americans to reference the retail superstore Wal-Mart.

Let's go down to the Wal-Mark and get some diapers.

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Wal Mart

Known to be a whole other country with it's own area codes with many languages and cultures. secretly taking over US land with their cut off borders and they're security force that drive around the parking lot in their own SUVs picking people up for minor "Wal Mart Law" fellonies. (They have their own ambassador, the Smiley Face)

I got lost in area code 725884 in Wal Mart and i couldn't comunicate with any of the none-english speaking people and couldn't relate to their wierd ways.

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wal mart

-a place where you can get your groceries bought, oil changed, and McDonalds heartattack-ina-sack. all under one roof

-a place where every female of
child bearing age is preggnant.

im hungery, need my oil changed, need a BigMack and need to talk to people.

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Wal-Martyr

A conservative yuppy soccer mom who whines about having to do the grocery shopping. Her logic somehow withstands the fact that her poor husband works sixty-five hour weeks at a highly stressful job.

"Look at Gina, shopping whilst complaining of being overworked", says worker number one
"Yah," says worker number two, "Boy is she ever a Wal-Martyr!"

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wal mart

A store that everyone hates for putting small stores out of buisness, yet they are attracted to it anyway.

Wal mart: You can't escape me! You're like bugs. Attracted to my big shiny blue light!!

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