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portuguese wedding

A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.

I watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day

by Mr.Quackers5380 June 2, 2017


Snake's Wedding

Can be used to define either;

a. Behind the TV where all the leads have become a tangled mess.

b. The drawer in everybody's house that is filled with tangled up old computer/phone charging wires and leads that no-one uses anymore.

"I need to unplug the Tivo but it's like a Snake's Wedding behind here!"

by oldestridelongestline March 10, 2015


Kardashian Wedding

A social term used to describe a commitment one fails to give serious consideration, then instantly regrets and fails to fulfill.

When rich nerd boy asked the head cheerleader to the prom, she first said yes but then pulled a Kardashian Wedding and went with the quarterback instead.

by FroomAJ November 2, 2011

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wedding tackle

male genitals

by chow yung fat June 25, 2003

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wedding face

The radiant facial expression most women wear on their wedding day. Full of beauty and happiness.

Mary: Oh, I'm getting married tomorrow!
Catherine: I'm sure your wedding face will be glorious!

by Kalivha November 21, 2009


Shotgun Wedding

A term for a forced marriage after an unexpected pregnancy.

Originating from when the father of the pregnant girl would force the baby's daddy to marry his daughter at gunpoint. This gun was most likely a shotgun as many fathers in the United States were hunters.

Bill knocked up Suzie and now they're having a shotgun wedding

by Sham-Whoa May 21, 2009

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wedding tackle

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle

My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.

by Ugly Dave August 30, 2007

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