stangry

A combination of stupid and angry. If someone is stangry, they are enraged for no good reason or don't even know why they are agnry, or are angry due to them not being able to understand what's going on.

Rick was really stangry after he played baseball yesterday, he didn't know all the rules and thought everyone else was cheating.

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transrape

Transrape is a portmonteau of the words translate and rape. To transrape a statement is to take a normal, slightly abnormal, or completely off the wall statement that grammatically makes sense and run it through a long series of translations into different languages using a web based translator such as Google Translate. The purpose of transrape is to make a statement mean something completely different or make it into nonsense by translating it from english to greek, greek to swahili, swahili to croatian, croatian to finnish, finnish to arabic, and then from arabic back to english. Any combination and number of languages can be used, but competitive transraping's goal is to use as few translations as possible to create the biggest difference possible. Typically the best results are gained by using a complex and lengthy statement or insult.

"I have two programs" is a transrape of "I plan on parking a pickup truck in your vagina."

"Apple pleasure and taste the mixture of my aching shame" is a transrape of "I mix pubic lice with my applesauce to get a satisfying crunchiness with each bite" after ten translations.

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lacrosse-stitue

A girl who hangs out around the lacrosse team in they hopes of getting laid. They will attend parties that lacrosse players throw and will go to lacrosse games. It is important to mention that they do not exclusively date or fuck lacrosse players, just associate with them and their friends.

I'm going to Jeff's party because you know there's going to be a shitload of lacrosse-stitues there looking for dick.

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Spooge-itsu

An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.

He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!

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parading the marlin

When you cum in a girl's eye and while she's disoriented you fish hook her mouth with your index finger and drag her out of the room to show her to your buddies, hence parading her around like she was a marlin you caught.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.

Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?

Guy 1: She was the marlin.

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viking

1. A verb meaning to take something by force or bully someone into giving you something that rightfully isn't yours. Also could mean using brute force to get your way either with people or inanimate objects such as vending machines or engines i.e. banging on it until it gives up the damn Snickers bar/works. Basically any acttion involving intimidation or force/violence that gains material possessions such as food, cars, women, grapefruits, mufflers, candy, Copenhagen, towns, flying carpets, ninja swords, herpes. Derived from how the Norse and Danish viking generally wrecked people's shit to get stuff they wanted.
2. The word could also be used to describe an action of destruction that deprives anyone from enjoying something, based on the mentality of "If I can't have it, then no one can."

Exp. of use #1: Dude, I was so hungry, I had to viking this candy bar from that nerd.

Exp. of use#2: I know all you guys liked her, but I hate you assholes and that's why I vikinged the shit out of Misty last night. Good luck with that.

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portuguese wedding

A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.

I watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day