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a euphemism for sex with pastries.
"That doughnut looks delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."
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When a group of gentlemen gather, usually at a cottage, and engage in non-sober activities. Eventually someone goes too far, things get a bit gay, and somebody gets kicked out. There is also drinking games, euchre tournaments and hundreds of high fives.
Hey are you going to guy’s weekend? Yeah for sure... but I hope Bradford isn’t so handsy this year.
When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.
Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!
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Sexual intercourse with three different people over the course of a weekend. Ideally one each day, but it’s usually two on Saturday and one on Friday or Sunday. A threesome or foursome, while not in the same spirit, are still awesome, and are therefore applied towards the count.
I thought Friday and Saturday were just luck, but when that new girl came over Sunday I knew I was destined to have a perfect weekend.
Sally was the queen of perfect weekends, if I ever owned a train station I’d hire her to run it.
Applies to men who shave Mon-Fri but stop shaving over the weekend.
"Jack is so trying to look like George Michael"
"Nah man, that's his weekend beard!"
A guy who who gets paid on Friday and is at the bar all weekend. When Sunday rolls around, he's broke.
While in Jamaica, I stopped by the local bar and saw the weekend millionaires spending a lot on drinks. I know come Monday, they'll be broke.
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A weekend spent by yourself at your house or apartment where you have little social contact and possibly smoke some cheeba. Mat sound boring but can be real fun sometimes
Im feeling tired this week im looking foreward to having a Northumerland weekend
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