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A gay imaginary friend. If you have a Wesley you have no life.
Me: Did you hear the news?
MY friend: What?
Me: I killed my Wesley last night.
Wesley's are guys who are really sweet as friends and really creepy as boyfriends. Wesley's should never be let out of their Friend-Zone, they cannot behave themselves.
1. "Wesley" you're the perfect FRIEND.
2. "Wesley" you're like a BROTHER to me.
3. "Wesley" , I wish I had a boyfriend like you (but not you, stay in your lane nigga)
Wesley is a Majestic Beast.
Wesley spends his time in the forests meditating.
Usually pondering the meaning of life, which he already knows.
Engaging Wesley will invoke the wrath of Nature, killing the attacker instantly.
Wesley is known to wander in spirit form spreading the grace of his presence to others found worthy while they sleep.
Wesley is often known as a Puzzle Master, and has immense powers.
In the forests you may see a shining white light, there sits Wesley.
A simp he will normally simps for people called Emma or Ivana he is a pick me and will meat rid said girls until he dies he doesn't leave his room at all he stays in playing overwatch all the time he has no friends and wishes the girls will like him because he is a “nice guy” when he is just a creep
Person “that Wesley is such a creep he wont leave those poor girls alone”
That one kid in your group thats low key kinda sus but you know he's straight. He's way too smart and really full of himself. He always wants to "spill the tea" and probably has a crush on one of the girls he always talks to but he'd never admit it
Bruh Wesley got a 32 on his ACT wtf
Goes to disco party in dark
That guy has full glow in dark costume
No that’s just wesley
A man whose penis will make all others feel inferior, and whine is the best at playing snake.
I saw Wesley’s dick while playing snake, it was like it ate 50 apples.