feline wet willie

when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.

Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.

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Dick wet willy

When she sucks you but u stick it in her ear

Guy :Oh yeah thats good but turn your head Girl: oh wtf Guy cum on its just a Dick wet willy

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russian wet willie

When someone nuts in your ear

I will russian wet willie in your ear

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Cambodian Wet Willy

When you have cum on your hands and you give a wet willy

After i got head i gave that bitch a Cambodian Wet Willy

Candian Wet Willie

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup

Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.

Wet willy

When you cum in someones ear

Yeah, I gave that hooker a wet willy last night.

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Australian Wet Willie

The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.

Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you?

Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!

Jim:Nice!

*High Five*