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The process by which a man, having stimulated himself to a degree great enough to have obtained a boner, just at the point that his beloved crouches down to suckle upon his manhood, spins around so that his phallous collides verily with her cheek and allows him to fart on her face.
Deidre: What's that black about, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.
Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?
Elizabeth: No.
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the process of banging a braod while she is in the upright sitting position while you are lying down on your back and she is whirling in circles like no other and as soon as she gets too dizy to not know where she is you whip it out and go all over her face!!
I gave Eric's mother a Whirling Dervish when she was drunk last week.
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A blender, something used to blend things. A much cooler name.
Max: Dude, let's make a milkshake!
Dave: Bro, we can't, my whirling blade pitcher is broken.
The act of cornholing a Muslim (Not required, however) transvestite in the ass missionary style and observing his/her dick moving in a circular motion.
Joe: "Hey dude, I got this hooker last night and 'she' ended up being a 'he'! I ended up giving a whirling dervish!"
Bob: "Dude......"
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oh my god, did you see Jody Seabody and the Whirls at supperhappy last night? I want to rape them all.
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When one urinates into their lovers mouth and then uses their penis like a stirstick.
Hey Vern, would you like an Ernest P. whirl?
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Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.
Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.