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To make love in a consensual way.
She cap'n if she claim that sex wasn't whoopsie daisy's
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In Ancient China, this was said (in Chinese translation of course) during anal sex when ones penis came in contact with the receivers bowel movements. After done with the bowel movement, the anal receiver would then spread the poo on a platter and then rub the platter on the anal giver's nipple (preferably left)
I gave this hot asian whore a whoopsie poopsie the other day. She ended up licking it off my titties.
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This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.
Orgin: Canada
Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.
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A stronger form of Whoopsy daisy: an exclamation expressing surprise at a somewhat larger than minor accident.
Whoopsy Christ! I didn't mean to hit that pedestrian. Is everyone in the car OK?
It’s when you get circumcised and keep the foreskin in a jar, then when you’re 21 and have your first legal drink you staple it back on to the tipski
I want my foreskin back so ima pull a whoopsi daisy, said no one ever since foreskin is gross.
When you accidentally pass gas when you really didn’t mean to do so. The kind they sneaks up on you and you automatically say “whoopsie!” Most commonly used by dads and grandmas.
Grandma Edna is 94 years old. By 5pm everyday, she’s easily on her 94th air whoopsie of the day. Girl keeps Depends in business.
When you make a bad mistake, but you try to play it off as not as bad as it really is.
Whoopsie!
I did a whoopsie!
It was just a little whoopsie...
PewDiePie did a little whoopsie