wife

extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend

"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."

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To Wife

To wife: (V) The act of one person in a relationship making it real.

"You guys only went on one date and she's already trying to wife you?"

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wifed

meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.

"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."

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wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

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wifee

wife;soulmate;someone you can trust

will you be my wifee?

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wife

The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)

I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.

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the wife

A nickname for the girlfriend of a friend who has him seriously pussy-whipped.

Neil: "Yo Bob let's hit up the strip club tonight, I hear they have 2-for-1 lapdances."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."

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