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wife

Your worst nightmare.

I had a terrible wife tonight, sweated like pig!

by 32121 November 20, 2015

24๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


wife

why did you come here when you already know you will never have one?

you: ''will you be my wife?''
any girl: ew no what the fuck. you are the only person i fucking hate the in my life, why would i choose you? youre like an libtard without a soul you fuck ass ugly bastard. you look like if you had bathed in cow shit and then rolled your self in dusty ass feathers. can you just fucking leave me alone you ugly ass retarde single fuck?

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life January 3, 2022


Wife

Girlfriend with loyalty

I just enchanted my girlfriend with loyalty

It's called a wife

by Maxifire32 August 25, 2022


wife

The reason why:

-You walk around with a collar and leash. See slave

-Half your shit is gone after the divorce. See owned

-Why you stop having sex after the honeymoon.

-Why you get judged for glancing the wrong direction which happens to have a different girl in it than it.

"Stop staring at that other girl! I'm your wife."

"You don't need to get the prenupt. I'll be your wife forever" (O RLY?!?!)

"My wife said she just wasn't in that mood...again..."

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STARE AT THAT GIRL AGAIN?!?! IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?!?! AM I FAT?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! DO YOU HATE ME?!?! MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A DIVORCE!!!!" (I told you)

by Sgt. Sexual Harassment Panda November 19, 2007

113๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Wife

When you have a partnership as in a business and all partners are equal but there is always someone who has a little more control than the others and that is the wife of the partnership. Term also works in other groups such as friendships, etc.

All 13 partners have an equal share in the company, but everyone knows Mr. Smith is the wife.

by Clovis NL September 11, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


wife

Another word for Satan

From the second my wife walks through the door she looks pissed off and instantly starts bitching at me for everything I do, she must be Satan.

My wife bitches about things she was fine with before we were married but now a few months into it all the sudden I am wrong and a shitbag. That bitch is Satan

by I hate that cunt February 23, 2011

106๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wifed

When you were about to do, say or think something and your wife puts an immediate stop to it.

Mike: "Honey, I'm gonna go fishing with the guys on sunday."
Wife: "We have church on sunday."
Bob: "Dude, you just got wifed."

by magicdd1 November 27, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž