brew

the south african version of the word "bro". only champions who live their lives in the lifestyle of amazingness and follow strict championism rules use this term. if you are not a champion, please do not ever say this word.

Hey brew what up?

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brewing

The time before you have to go to the bathroom, to relieve your bowels. When you can feel the onset of a good crap comming.

Hey man, I need to get to a bathroom soon, because I am brewing something fierce.

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brew

Scottish (Dundonian) term for a forehead.

Example: You've got a brew like a wooden shoe.

Translation: You have an extremely large forehead.

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brewing

When one has an STD and has not known about it for some time.

Look at that dirty skank, has she got chlamydia?
Yeah, fuck knows how long she's been brewing.

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brew

To build up reserves of stomach gasses that when released cause nausea and social expulsion. Food sources that can assist this physical activity range from cabbage to kebabs

Shit y'all, I'm holding a brew thats gonna sink this ship fucktards

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Brew

A game played by marijauna users.

The game is played by creating a sheet of rolling papers, placing it over a glass, and securing it by means of an elastic band, or sticky tape. A small coin is then placed at the centre of the paper and the players use a spliff to burn holes in the papers. Each player must hold the smoke from the joint in their lungs until the papers stop burning. If the coin falls into the glass, the player whose turn it is must make a cup of tea for all the participants.

Skin up a couple of joints Harry and let's play a game of Brew.

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Brew

1. n. A group of bros.
2. v. The formation and expansion of a group of bros.

"Dude, looks like a brew is brewin'."

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