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Fuck Fuck Fuck you're not shooting the right eye,
No no no it's the bird licknig its feathers upside down,
Lol n00b you don't have thousand voices,
must be light level 1,000,000 to join my fireteam
Guy 1: You done last wish yet man?
Guy 2: I'll be president of the U.S before I finish Last Wish
Two pieces of bread and you wish something was in between
Momma, when them wish sandwiches gunna be ready
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Wish is a South African brand of cigarettes... Which is considered Poes. When smoked has somewhat of a similar smell to burning pubic hair.
You smell like a Wish Cigarette
A. K. A. Burning pubic hair.
When it is 4:20 (am or pm) and you don't have any weed to blaze, the closest thing would be to set a dandelion (common lawn weed) on fire. Dandelions are used for wishing. Therefore, a wish should be made at 4:20. These are generally more effective than 11:11 wishes, because marijuana actually has direct effects on people.
Person 1: it's 4:20, blaze it
Person 2: Time to make a weed wish!
The first cigarette in a pack, which you flip filter-down and put it back in the pack. Smoked as the last in the pack, at which point you make a wish. Invalid if you burn up the front of the filter, put it out before it's time or split it with someone.
Aaah, that was a nice wish smoke. Cross your fingers that I get laid tonight.
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1. The most embarrassing way to end a phone conversation. Ever. Pioneered by nerdfighter John Green.
2. An expression of hope for another's welfare.
"And then, when it came time for the phone call to end, they were like, 'All right, well, take care, talk to you soon,' and I said 'Best wishes!' Best wishes?!"
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the mistaken belief that by drinking until your liver turns to crumbly chalk, things will be better.
jeff just got dumped by his missus, so he headed down the pub for and extended session of wishful drinking.
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