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A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
1. A term used to describe a person of European or Caucasian descent, who pretends to be black, Arabic, Hispanic, or another race who's skin tone is generally dark. The term is derived from the brand of bread of the same name, for its white demeanor and its nutritional properties of wheat bread (darker color). Also pronounced "wunda-plus".
2. A branch off of Wonder bread.
1. (Caucasian boy appears)
Yo, wullah, mah brutha! Como eystas?
(Hispanics and Arabs)
-Ay, yo, whut up, Wonder-plus, esse!
-Wassup, akh?
2. I'm hungry. Pass some delicious Wonder-plus, please.
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The musical genius of all musical geniuses....A musical GOD. Besides being unbelievably talented, he is a great person who truly cares about everyone/everything. I could never sum him up in words. He's too great. If you don't listen to him, get his music. You won't turn be able to turn back.
Listen to Stevie Wonder.....
Once you go Stevie, You never go back.
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Dancehall/reggee artist who was born in Kingston, Jamicia.
He has songs such as No letting go, Bounce along, Friend like me, Anything goes....
He has been around since the early 90s, and still continues to make songs that are club bangers.
in my opinion he is the best!
from Bounce along by Wayne wonder
bounce along. bounce along, only you can turn me on..
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An elite group of four extraordinary gentlemen dedicated to providing liberty and wonder to the world. There are typically four positions: The Knife, who uses his razor strength and driving abilities to brawl any brouhaha; Handsome, who seduces the women.. and the homosexual men; Dirty Rob, who drives a sea-green Ford Taurus, and does the dirty work; And Maverick, who uses his revolutionary mind to incite revolutions and make witty comments. Together, they ride, with the Lord, to make the world a better, and more wonderful place.
"Gee-golly-whiz, Ma, the Dukes of Wonder came just in time to save us from the gigantic communist squid!"
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Some idiot who thinks (s)he's amazing...when they're drunk.
"There goes Mr. Shitfaced Wonder again, trying to impress that model at the end of the bar."
A state of mind where one finds themselves so bored in their home that they start to crave snack food for no reason. Everyone's had that feeling before, one minuite you're sitting on the couch, and next you're in the kitchen wondering why you went in there. Also one of the leading cases of obesity among Mexican American children.
Fatass: It's so hard to lose weight, the damn wonder bites keep getting to me. Black Guy: That's why we need to get you in another state of mind brotha, here smoke this shit....
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