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The long word of WW3. People are worried that WW3 will happen because of the russian-ukrainian war.
Oh great. World war 3 just started. time to hop into my furry bunker
When you take a massive and really, really messy shit. It is the kind of shit that’s similar to World Wars, in that both can be so vile that they often cause permanent damage to, and forever change everything they touch. This is beyond destroying the toilet, it’s nuking the toilet twice like the US did the Japanese.
Typically the final consequence of eating half a bag of dried plums in one sitting, as Mr. Regular from Regular Car Reviews experienced in his Subaru BRAT review.
Dude I unleashed World War Brown last night on your toilet, I’m so sorry. The stains and smell are likely permanent. I didn’t have a choice after those dried plums and Taco Bell, and now my asshole is outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
World War III: The world just got plain TIRED of us being asses...
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Deadliest war in world history.
1931 - Japanese Army invades China, starting World War II in Asia
1937 - Full-scale war breaks out between China and Japan and Japan takes northeast China
1939 - German army invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Finland
1940 - Germany invades Denmark, Norway, France, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands, Italy invades Egypt, Greece, and British Somaliland, bombs the hell out of Britain, and Romania joins the Axis, Japan invades French Indochina
1941 - Britain attacks Italian Somaliland, Germany mows over Yugoslavia and Greece, and everyone invades the Soviet Union, the Japanese attack the US, Germany declares war on US
1942 - Germany takes over Vichy France, Germany and Japan lose the proper turning point battles at Stalingrad to the Soviets, El Alamein to the British, Japs lose Midway to America
1943 - Germany loses at Kursk to the Soviets, US and Britain takes Africa and southern Italy, Italy surrenders and joins the Allies
1944 - American and British forces launch D-Day, Soviets move west into Poland, every Axis that isn't German or Japanese joins the Allies, Battle of the Bulge fought between American and Nazi forces
1945 - Germany and Japan lose the war to the Ruskies and the Yankees
1. This war should never have been fought but Fascist lunatics decided to have some fun
2. France lost the war in 6 weeks though they had Norway, Britain, Holland, Belgium, and Luxembourg as allies, had more troops, and had more tanks, but fought only Germany because Italy did nothing
3. Poland lost the war in 5 weeks against the combined German-Soviet forces without any help (compare this to France)
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World War Three is generally thought of (Notably in Science-Fiction) as a Nuclear holocaust that would end up leaving the survivors in a primitive state of survival (Post-Apocalyptic World) hence the Fourth World War being Fought with sticks and stones following the destruction of the advanced technology & civilization by those same so-called advanced technologies & civilizations that are seemingly unable to stop destroying the world. The result of this process is to go back to the stage of the Stone Age so that the cycle of human folly can (most likely) repeat itself.
Once Albert Einstein was asked,"Can you say something about the Third World War?"
He replied:"No. I cannot say anything about the Third
World War, but I can say something about the fourth."
Einstein said:
-“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
-"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
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-"I do not know how the Third World War will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the Fourth — rocks!"
-"Yes, I can say with absolute confidence about the fourth that it is not going to happen, because the third will be the last; it will finish all life on the earth."
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Name give 'posthumously' to the Russo-Japanese War (1904-05).
World War Zero is called so because it spread to vast parts outside the original war zone, namely China and the North Pacific regions.
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The subscriber war between PewDiePie and his 9 year old army and T-seires and they’re Country called India.
Hey have you guys been keeping track of the world war YouTube. Yeah Pewdiepie is 80,000 subscribers ahead.
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