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World of Warcraft. An online game played by far too many people. Not only does it engulf the player, and become their life, but it takes over the lives of those around them. The player will often forget to eat and drink and will rarely leave the house. They will feature less and less in their friends' lives as all they can do is talk about the game. Their life revolves around it and it soon becomes all they have as friends don't want to be around them anymore.
Friend: hey dude, haven't seen you in ages, wanna hang out on Monday?
Player: yeah sure, can I bring my laptop?
Friend: why?!
Player: got to be in wow for the raid, there's a chance of epix and i can't miss it.
Friend: right, no thanks. maybe i can see you another day.
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In a similar way to ‘bruh’, wow can be used as a response to literally anything.
“My mom died yesterday”
“Wow…that’s awful, sorry.”
“My mom won a million on the lottery!”
“WOW! Fuckin’ WOW!”
“My mom made us dinner.”
“Wow. Nice.”
A term used by a woman meaning which can have different meanings like "oh my gawd! I can't believe someone could be so stupid!", "how could somebody be so oblivious?! Pay attention! " or "how could somebody be such a careless ass hole."
1. Friend 1: "That chick has slept with 20 different people this week and asked how she got an STD!"
Friend 2: "WOW!"
2. Girl: "Seriously? She has liked you for over a year and you're just now figuring it out?! Not only have people been talking about forever she's can't keep from acting like a spaz when you are around!"
Guy: "No I didn't know"
Girl: "WOW!"
3: Friend 1: "He cheated on me three times and when I found out said I was the most useless thing on earth and then left"
Friend 2: "WOW! "
Wow is short for "are you serious?how dare you. I can't believe what I just witnessed. Someone kill me now please"
*A couple out on a date*
Girl:"I love this place,we should go here more often..."
Boy: *half listening* "yeah,yeah"
*Girl with a big butt walks by*
Boy: *watches her in amazement completely forgets he's out on a date with his girlfriend*
Girl: "Wow."
Boy: "what? What did I do now?"
Girl:"nothing.just wow."
To get punked or to get embarassed. Anything that would make a crowd of people say "ohhh that kid got wowed"
My dog farted on my bed and jumped off to let me smell the stench. My ass god WOWED
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One of the better MMORPG games out there stereotypically cast as a blight on social interaction because of the behavior of a small minority. The reality is: the game doesn't cause problems, players do. If the average hardcore 16-year old practiced a modicum of self control and didn't neglect basic hygiene (unlike the rest of Wow players that know bathing, hanging out with friends and sleep are important), the game wouldn't get such a bad rap.
Fred: Elroy isn't coming out tonight. Must be that stupid Wow.
Jim: The problem isn't with Wow. It's with Elroy.
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