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One of a kind.To be Xander is to be masterful.Xander is better than everybody, in everything, including the guitar.Xander steals corndogs, and is a makeout god.
I want to bear seven of Xander's children.
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A badass person you don’t fuck with!
Don’t mess with him he is a Xander
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Xander is an extremely weird person who has an overwhelming grasp on theoretical physics and a strong immunity to the cold, some call him a bear(He also sleeps a lot). Xander is the type of guy to question everything you say, ever. Xander also is a spooky scary wizard with magical powers that include being able to lop lasers out in space. But the thing Xander is the most is a wonderful guy who gets all da hoes
That guy is butt naked outside and it’s winter?!
He must be a Xander.
Why did that guy start screaming for no reason?
The answer to that my friend is incomprehensible to us ample headed people, for he is.... a Xander.
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To be a professional sexy-man, characterized by public displays of attractiveness, swoonings of women behind the "xanderer," and the like.
Women can also xander, only swoonings of men would be characteristic of the she-xanderer.
Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?
Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?
Nathaniel and Xander were planning to xander with Laura next week. It was going to be an attractive night.
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14 inches of rock solid dick and a dark sensor of humor incredible at rhyming sexist homophobe and pretty cool when you get to know him he’s not actually sexist or homophobic just wants to make friends but doesn’t let people get close to him because he’s been betrayed a lot and beat up uncomprhendable
He must be a Xander I cant understand half the words he says
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When the unfunny one of the group try’s to add to the joke but ruins it completely
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Xander is a name for the strongest person in ECE class of 26' at the University of Waterloo. Many men have walked into the gym and fainted at the mere sight of Xander warming up on their bench press max. He is most known for causing magnitude 2.6 earthquakes when deadlifting, and has been seen squatting other humans for reps. If you see a Xander, keep a solid distance, as his mere presence is crush you to atoms.
Person 1: Oh, I got the emergency alert again. There's a Xander within 10 km of our location
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon
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