Yale Interview

A college interview that goes far from as planned.

I accidentally made out with my Yale interviewer, how screwed am I???

Yale by the jail

Cuesta Community College in San Luis Obispo, CA. The school is just down the road from the California Men's Colony.

"Where are you going to school after graduation?"
"I'm going to the Yale by the Jail."

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yale on the rail

name for Montgomery College in Germantown, Maryland. For those who didn't get into any other colleges or can't afford to go anywhere else.

All the slackers in high school end up going to Yale on the Rail

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Yale Romanization

Yàhnyàhn sàangchēutlàih jauhhaih jihyàuh ge, hái jyùnyìhm tùhng kyùhnléih seuhng yātleuht pìhngdáng. Kéuihdeih geuihyáuh léihsing tùhng lèuhngsàm, yìhche yìnggòi yuhng hìngdaih ge gwàanhaih laih wuhsēung deuidoih.

The Yale Romanization Translates to:
All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.
(Article 1 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights)

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Punk Yale

The style by which prep/snob style clothing is decorated in punk symbols, or is paired with other punk clothing.

"He seemed like such a nice Ivy League boy, until I saw the skull on his polo shirt and got excited, very Punk Yale of him."

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Yale Male

A fraternity member who, because of the silver spoon they were given at birth, feel that women are second-class citizens at best, and targets for violence, rape and intimidation at worst.

Woman 1: Who does this dickhead in the BMW think he is?
Woman 2: Avoid him. He's a Yale Male. He once stood outside the Women's Centre and chanted, 'No means Yes' with his frat brothers.

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that whole Yale thing

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

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