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A last name that angelina, alexa, and miley think is a personality trait
Do you think the Cuestas are thicc?
No they are compressed
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A wild nightclub that is totally radical. There are free drinks and the hot women are really into the game here. The Cuesta can be found in any bedrock hill, but its entrance is often well hidden.
Dude, I got totally wasted at the Cuesta - But it was worth it
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A Community College in and around San Luis Obispo, California. Cuesta is affectionately (or not so affectionately) referred to as Harvard by the Highway, Princeton by the Prison, Yale by the Jail, UCC, UC Cuesta, and UCQ. It's a good school, that (from what I've heard) has a good nursing program. Students who choose to save their parents (or themselves) thousands of dollars per year get unnecessary flak from jealous kids whose parents forked over large sums of cash to send them straight to four year schools. Cuesta College has some excellent professors and a few mediocre ones. Contrary to beliefs held by some, it is possible to get out of Cuesta in two years, and many of the students are quite ambitious and/or didn't slack off in high school. Cougar pride!!!
I got good grades and took AP classes in high school, and I'm going to Cuesta College because I don't want to make my parents broke.
AND I'm laughing in your face because I'm taking the same general ed classes as you, but for a fraction of the price.
(From 2 actual conversations)
"Yeah I'm going to college; I go to Cuesta!"
"Yeah, but you're only going to junior college."
"Are you going to Cuesta? That's cool, you're taking the easy way."
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A haunted neighborhood in Simi Valley, CA, in which a family discovered their house was haunted. Afterwards, their 5-year-old daughter was kidnapped, their son was almost eaten by a tree, and they escaped just in time for the house to collapse into nothingness. The reason the neighborhood was haunted was because it was built on top of a graveyard.
"You must take your family back to Cuesta Verde."
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A medium-sized venue located near the Cuesta Café where a lot of kool students hangout. In the social club, students are usually engaged in a wide variety of activities such as talking about how they got fucked up at the last the party, playing videogames, and occasionally playing ping pong with random objects they find lying around the room. At the social club, you will run into a lot of interesting people.
"Yo, you going to the Cuesta Social Club today?"
"No, why would I?"