A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme
Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme
To pinch and pull apart the shaft to the point it adds girth to your todger. You can also push in your todger compressing it and adding girth
Man: sir what’s your Yoder count
Sir: I have about 31 hours and 16 minutes of Yodering
Man: what if I yanked your yoder tonight
Sir: no thank you
The act of sitting in a chair while your partner stands in front of you jerking you off with both hands like churning butter.
Did you hear Martha got caught yoderingJeremiah last night at the barn raising until he spilled his hot butter all over the hay !
A man who enjoys people, Especially children when he knows they are OK. He sees with his ears meaning when you talk to him for a bit in person, he gets a sketch of who you are if you let your guard down. Here’s the catch he doesn’t mind if you don’t want to let your guard down because he knows you can’t deny your nature too long and the truth of you will show to him by you in his presence and you may not even realize your own tells.
Yep. I started talking to him and I realized he’s a Yoder so I met him for dinner with my daughter. He didn’t know I am not only really good looking I have a daughter that thinks he is nice.
Originates in Southern Delaware
A synonym for coke
Skinny White Girl: “do you have any Yoder ?
Dealer: “yeh son it’s $90 a g”
A slang term for a faggot ass bitch who eats on the toilet
That guy sure is a yoder he always hogging the bathroom and all the snacks