If you know, you know

You know I omit some context out of the stuff I wrote so that you were either need to read the prerequisite text or you need to actually know who I am to understand what I'm talking about, right? I feel like I'm repeating myself here...

Hym "If you know, you know..."

Iam "Ugh, I hate that saying..."

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If You Know, You Know

The real Creator of If You, You Know is Andrew Portugal

If You Know, You Know is a word that Andrew Portugal created. He says it all the time at school and every where he goes. This funny joke is really funny now every one says it so please help and support Andrew so it does not burn out contact me at If You Know, You know :)

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you know you want to

the only correct response to “fuck you”

Girl: you’re an asshole, fuck you!!
Boy: you know you want to ;)

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Did you know

Although phrased as the start of a question, it is actually an introduction from somebody who wants to impart information. It’s used quite a lot by some teachers but it usually comes from somebody who wants bore your arse off telling you things you don’t need to know, don’t want o know and which are less interesting than the sex lives of Venusian bacteria. It’s usually impossible to get away without committing murder unless you can comeback with something that stops them in their tracks and allows you to escape.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of “Happy Christmas” you get “Crappy Shitmash”?
Yes, and if you rearrange “Merry Christmas” you get “Mr Mrs Itchyarse”.

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You know ball

Said to someone that is knowledgable about a specific topic.

‘Bro black girls are TT’
‘You know ball’

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is she... you know...

a phrase people use when they’re insinuating a girl might be gay or bisexual due to a trait that is typically perceived as being gay. mostly a joke but also can be used seriously

Sarah: I heard Jen cut her own bangs and then dyed her hair purple on Saturday...
Lily: Is she... you know...
(they look 😳 at each other. end of scene.)

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fit but you know it

Phrase coined by mike skinner of the streets to describle someone whose is well aware of their good looks

i'm not trying to pull you
even though i would like to
i think you are really fit
you're fit but my gosh don't you know it

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