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im sorry i don't know how to tell you this but you have a small one....
there is no other way to put this but you wont be able to satisfy with that child of a unit... just keep it in your pants as its just sad the amount of confidence your schlong has ......
im sorry grace.
grace im sorry but im not satisfied... your dick is small
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A saying that means "whatever pleases you" synonymous to panic your disco.
I'm pretty sure that's a dude but whatever stiffs your dick bro.
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a joke where "if it has a hole, stick your dick in it" is typically the first thing they say.
actually doing this will probably get you killed within a month.
"Dude, why is this road full of holes? "
"I don't know, but stick your dick in it."
"What the fuck! I'm not insane you know."
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Something your buddy says to get you to do something you didn't really want to do.
Kurt: I really don't want to jump in that pool, its dirty.
Johnny: Strap your dick on and do it.
Kyle: Yeah show them you're not a pussy.
Kurt: Goddammit
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The male version of "calm your tits".
Guy 1: OH MY GOD. I CANT STAND TODAY.
Guy 2: Dude, calm your dick.
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Crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. Someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight retardation
Two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. One friend says to the other
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says
"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"
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This phrase is used when someone is being overly arrogant or cocky and you want them to stop.
Bill: I was at the gym pumping some iron, and this noob came over, and I could bench-press about 50kg more that him. What a loser, I am the man.
Richard: Tuck your dick Bill. you twat.