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A nigga so zesty he cant even use the term "no homo" any more because we all know damn well he meant it
"that guy over there has a gigantic cock i can tell"
"bro thats zesty"
"nah im playin.no homo"
"no bro ur a zest demon"
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Person who runs the universe with class.
Yo dog you are such a zest god.
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An individual who is exceedingly exceptional in the art of playing the lute. The Zest-king is typically territorial and challenges everyone he sees to a lute-playing competition. If the Zest-king is beaten in this challenge, he will lose his mantle of Zest-king, and his opponent will be granted it.
Yeah man, I was chillin with my friends, messing around and playin the lute for fun, when the fucking Zest-king pulled up! That guy was fucking insane at playing the lute.
Louise zest is where your room fills with moths and spiders and there is a lemony zest aroma in the air. And then a ghostly woman with dark eyes and a pale body will haunt you and just lookin at her will make you fret
Shannon : yooo dude I got “louise zested yesterday
Henry : woah I was just banging my chick last night thankgod it didn’t happen to me
When one decides this Sunday afternoon is glorious enough for a jog, and in ones haste to pursue this thought, overlooks the necessity of a Brassiere, chaffing can often occur. When such chaffing transpires, one is left with sore and flaky areoli. The dry skin of the flaky areoli IS the Nipple Zest.....some say the zest of the nipple. Either way it hurts like a mother bitch. The moral of this story is ALWAYS wear a Bra on a Sunday afternoon.
Instructions on Sports Bra
'to avoid Nipple Zest, wear this garment!'
John: 'No Shirley, I shall not lick your nipples, I am highly allergic to Nipple Zest, and unless you wish to sit in the emergency room with me for the next 5 hours i suggest you suck my cock. Oh No! I forgot that you are allergic to Piney Porridge!'
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A man driving a car jerking off whilst eating a lemon right before he cums he has a heart attack
One mans sexual zest is another mans 20 car pile up.
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Any sex act using substituting hummus as lubricant
"He was pretty tight so I gave him the ol' Lemon Zest"
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