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The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).
Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.
- a cable "service" that sends people to fix the problem by pretending they are checking the frequency on your dvr, then unplugging it and plugging it back in again, which you could have done yourself, then proceeding to charge you 28$ for it.
-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.
-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.
-leading cause of homocide.
bill came home in a great mood, turned on Comcast Cable and tried to watch the same program on his DVR 20 times last week, he is currently incarcerated for firebombing several Comcast enemy bases, and raping executives in the parking lot.
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The creatures that come out at night and hopelessly tangle cables up thet were in order the previous day.
Goddamn it! I just set up the my computer yesterday, and look. It looks like the cable gnomes got to them last night.
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A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.
"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"
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Someone who always watches cable at someone else's house so they don't have to pay for it themselves.
Tommy is such a cable moocher. He's always at my house watching TV and leaving potato chip crumbs on the sofa.
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Someone in the office who habitually borrows or steals other people's charging cords.
Once in their possession, it is very difficult to get it back, and usually requires the owner of the cable to ask for it back when their own device's battery is <10%.
We've got a cable rustler on our hands, so in these here parts I got me a black knock-off iPhone charging cable instead of the real McCoy.
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Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.
Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
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