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A term to describe politicians who are environmentally friendly in their speeches (green) but use the environmental issues as an excuse to enforce more government control and restricting private property, thus in reality being socialist (red).
- He has nice visions for the environment but do you realise he thinks you should give up control of your property for this?
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.
Ashley: whats that?
Emily: its a watermelon
Ashley: oh..whats a watermelon?
A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.
Girl no. 1:What is watermelon
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah
The big boobas that are on people with titties
Show me your watermelons
The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.
Oh Bombero, the watermelon coming. OH HELP, HELP, THE WATERMELON IS RIPPING OUT MY EYES.
The best fruit EVER!!! Oh! And only gay people refuse to eat it
1. God eats watermelon with jesus
2.
You: Hey! those guys have watermelon
Your friend: Why is the guy in the pink not eating any?
Girlfriend: Did you see that guy in pink? He keeps check'in out his friends
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The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.
Look, a watermelon spiking that tree, and on private property, too. Let's go spike HIS sorry ass.
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