A lol bitty ol town bout 15 minutes from the city of "wannabeagayboy" or as some call it lebanon missouri. Conway folks dont take shit and say grace at the table. Go to church on sundys and arent afraid of nothing. Especially all the redneck folks on the outskirts.
Conway Missouri is the most redneck f#"&ing town ive ever seen in my goddamn life
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used to describe a person who disappears without warning and without telling anyone; where they are going, who with and what they are doing. This is generally a drunken act however can be done sober. generally leads to texts and calls asking of your whereabouts to which you reply 'i don't know'.... can sometimes lead to being found chundering outside hotels or sleeping in a bush.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night"
Person 2: "no idea, just woke up in a gutter"
Person 1: "So you were pulling a conway"
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School filled wit soft ass niggas who canβt fight slapbox everyday and is an embarrassment for our school they claim to be "Steppas" but are straight bitches fake ass gang bangers ghetto as shit and put the first letter of their name then a random ass numbers
Sherm ass Jits at Conway middle
This one Cunt that is Super annoying and get railed by his Dom Wife's 15 inch spiked Strap-on
Mr Conway is a cunt, he can honestly go get railed by his Wife's 15 inch Spiked strap-on
This chain of schools is full of the biggest pussies to ever grace the planet. Contrary to belief, Alabama isn't the only place where people fuck their cousins, this school is full of inbred motherfuckers. The staff at this school don't do anything but assign shitty assignments that are so outrageously stupid no one will do them. Their sports teams suck so bad, they haven't won any games since 2009.
Person 1: Did you see the game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they pulled a Conway Christian.
The act of sealing a deal by farting into your hand and shaking with a person who too has farted into their hand.
The bank heist was ready and to ensure no body backed out the performed an Adam Conway.
-adjective
1. A sexual move intended to be performed by homosexual men, in which after intercourse the "giver" pulls out a lighter and ignites the "takers" fart which results in a mass of fire.
-noun
1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of, but not limited to a shot of each of the following vodkas, mixed with a dash of sprite, lemonade and garnished with a cherry.
-Vanilla
-Raspberry
-Orange
-Peach
-Lemon
-Pear
-Blueberry
-adjective
1. Gary accidently singed Todd's eyebrows with his near perfect execution of the Flaming Conway.
-noun
1. After drinking only 3 Flaming Conways at the bar, yet still consuming around 21 shots, Sam had to be taken directly to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.
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