Going for Häagen-Dazs

Receiving felatio

Honey, what do you say to going for Häagen-Dazs?

Haagen all the Dazs

The act of unfairly monopolizing an activity, especially a rotation-based periodically individual activity such as eating ice cream.

Dude, you're like a black hole. Every time the ice cream gets to you, it just stops. Quit Haagen all the Dazs! Step your game up, Bro!

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Dat Nigga Daz

AKA Daz Dillinger, A Rap Producer/Rapper From Tha Dogg Pound

Dat Nigga Daz is dope

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daz jones

Being a total arse but thinking everyone loves him. (Is that because he runs a pub by any chance?)

"I've shagged 150 birds"
"Are you being a Daz Jones again?"

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dazs your haagen

a code word for masturbation. one of many slangs for the word.

-did you dazs your haagen last night?

-yup i beat the meat

-you choked the chicken?

-i sure spanked that monkey

..etc, etc, etc

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get rekd daz

When Darren fails at being funny

Darren (says shit joke)

person 2 get rekd Daz

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Daz Card

If you don't want to respond to a weird or discomforting question use this.

Daz card is used in a sitatuion like this
Micheal : Sarah how old is your mum
Srah: DAZ