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Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.
A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?
Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.
James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.
Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.
James: I'm not.
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A large or small slab of raw or cooked pork that is usually covered in some sauce. It is served at many events, cristmass, thanksgiving birthday.
Uses
- eating
This is the most common
- slapping
This is used usually in memes trolling and slapping people you’re mad at.
- watching
Just that
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To forget about, drop, or let go
"But what about the other girl that was sweatin me"
"Yo just ham it b"
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Cut of meat from a thigh of a pig, usually cured.
Also the son of Noah.
John: Hey can you get me some ham at the grocery store?
Lana: Yeah, sure!
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Llama food. As seen in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite.
Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!
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