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If someone sends you a picture of a melon after you asked them a question, it means yes.
Me: Hey Jones are you gonna play Gmod with us?
Jones: melon
Me: Ah, okay.
A group filled with Melon worshipers who smite the non Melon lovers
“Do you want to join Melonism and worship melons”
“No”
“MELON MAN, SMITE HIM!”
Euphemistic phrase for a fatal skull injury. Normally used in conjunction with an adjective (see below).
The driver was ejected from the car, and got a pavement melon.
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The singular noun for a tit or plural ly known as tits
Jake Paul has massive melons and plays with them on Tuesdays
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What life gives you if you're dyslexic
Me:when life gives you melons you might be dyslexic
Everest:Shut up
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An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.
boobsnerdinsultdatelessegghead
Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?
Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.
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