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The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.
Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.
Derived from the character 'Arvid' from Head of the class. Someone who is nerd-ish and basically has no social status. Also symbolic of someone who is clumsy and dopey looking.
That guy is so skinny and aardvark!
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Verb: to stick your toungue into the womans vagina only to pull out her crabs and swallow them and enjoy it. to aardvark or aardvarking
Guy1: Dude! I heard Guy3 finally got some last night on his first night of college!
Guy2: Wow really we should go ask him about it.
Guy1: Yo Guy3! We heard you lost your virginity!
Guy3: No I ended up Aardvarking and now i gotta use this shampoo and comb on my porno mustache. It was still tasty though!
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The deadliest, coldest, semen produced by a warm blooded mammal ever. According to Amir Blumenfeld from popular Youtube channel CollegeHumor, who popularized the term, "Aardvark cum will freeze yo ass, Aardvark cum is frigid gas" Which let's you know that you don't want to fuck around with Aardvarks.
"I need a jacket! It's like Aardvark cum up in this bitch"
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During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.
She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.
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A term that is used to portray something better then description. Words such as "Awesome" or "Cool" can not stand up to it's power. This is a term commonly used in Connecticut or places in the north east.
1.) "Ase and Barbie are so aardvark, it's crazy!"
2.) "That is so NOT aardvark. I don't know what he was thinking."
3.) "Oh man we were seriously aardvark at the bowling ally the other day. we won two free games!"
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