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A person who believes that there may or may not be a god, they may decide later on in life if there is or is not. They are not atheists without balls. And they want proof before admitting or denying God.
I am agnostic, i dont really know if there is a God or life after death.
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Agnosticism, contrary to popular definitions, is not a belief. on the belief system you have theism and atheism. Agnosticism is in the knowledge system with gnosticism. Now you can combine these two. Agnosticism means without knowledge, and gnosticism is with knowledge. So you can be an agnostic atheist, an agnostic theist, a gnostic atheist, and a gnostic theist. You can't be just a plain old agnostic.
"I'm an agnostic"
"Agnostic what? agnostic christian, agnostic atheist, agnostic muslim, or what? Please tell."
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It's Greek, and it literally means "without knowledge." (a=without, gnossos=knowledge). An antipathy towards religion and/or the existence of God.
More and more young people in the West are considering themselves agnostic.
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What atheists want to be when they grow up.
Agnostic: I'm agnostic.
Atheist: Oh yeah, me too! Religion is stupid, I hate Christians they're all a bunch of bible-thumping retards who don't accept my OPEN-MINDEDNESS. Fuck God!
Agnostic: Yeah um I have somewhere to be kthxbi.
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To "treat others as one would have themselves treated" is an easy concept even for a child to come up with all on there oun ... when not clouded with religion and Faith.
To say " Blind Faith " is redundant
Have faith in your Wife , not origin.
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a person/s who aren't so worried all the time by being punished by 'god', they live life on other religions cultures and strictures without their rules. basically freedom.
i've never used the word agnostic in conversation before.
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----------------The Biological Hierarchy of Intelligence----------------------------------------------------------------------------
(In reverse order of intelligence)
The Bacterium:
Is minimally conscious of its surroundings and lives to replicate itself.
The Plant:
Is also minimally conscious of its surroundings, although more so than the bacterium, and it acts as a medium by which sunlight is transformed into energy for an ecosystem.
The Theist:
A delusional creature that refuses to study and become aware of its surroundings. It lives with the sole purpose of brainwashing others into accepting its ridiculous beliefs.
The Household Mosquito:
Semi-intelligent creature, the household mosquito is sometimes capable of successfully extracting blood from a host and avoiding being crushed by hands, newspapers and other household items.
The Sub-Saharan Elephant:
An exquisite creature with admirable intelligence. It is capable of seeking out pools of water from miles away.
The Atheist:
Widely considered the second smartest specie on Earth, the atheist battles the evils of religion.
The Agnostic:
Without doubt, the smartest creature on Earth. Agnostics realize that theists, are simply not worth arguing with.
Billy:
Hey prof! Can you explain the Theory of Evolution?
Professor of biology at Stanford University:
Sure Billy! First, there was bacteria. They involved into plants, which evolved into the theists, which involved into household mosquitoes.
Billy:
Oh, but where do atheists, agnostics and Sub-Saharan Elephants come from?
Professor:
They didn't evolve Billy, they were always smart.
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