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invented by the royal family of Denmark in 2006 as an insurance policy against the greedy spendthrift Crown Princess Mary. The agreement supplants the prenup signed by Mary and Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, removing from the "princess" the right to occupy one of the family's fabled palaces.
Crown Princess Mary's family, the Boganson tribe of Hobart, are devastated by the news of the post-nuptial agreement - it sets back their designs on the contents of the Danish treasury...
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An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.
"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"
"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"
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When you can't talk and need to show agreement with something someone is saying. A simple point with an index finger in their direction.
Jacob was eating when Paul said something he agreed with, so he pointed at him with a point of agreement.
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The agreement between a Scottish person and an Irish person that, to avoid a drunken bar fight, neither shall speak or interact beyond greetings and farewells.
This can be sidestepped under rare circumstances, or depending on the levels of intoxication.
Aye, Lance, Ye cannae talk to that boy o'er there.
Why not Pa?
It's the Scot-Irish Agreement, you'd not fancy a bottle gettin' smashed upside y'er head aye?
The ‘Alpaca of Agreement’ is an emoji used to convey agreement or acceptance over digital communication mediums. Emojis such as the ‘thumbs up’ are overused, and the ‘fist bump’ can be misinterpreted as a desire to inflict bodily harm upon the recipient. The Alpaca of Agreement was born out of society’s overwhelming desire to find a better way to express agreement digitally.
Born in the Moquegua Valley region of Peru, the expression was originally the ‘Llama of Agreement’. The name was later changed after widespread backlash due to the fact that llamas are not agreeable whatsoever, and will literally spit in your face just to be a jerk.
The name was recently changed to Alpaca of Agreement, based on the even temperament of alpacas and their generally convivial nature. Also, Unicode brings up the same emoji for either animal
Appropriate Use Cases for 🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙
-Hey Kyle, do you have any clean socks?
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-Hey Jacob, let’s play some vids later?
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-Hey Chris, do you want to go workout?
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-Hey Nick, would you like to share a smoke?
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The most used lie of the internet.
Yep, I accept the rules and agreements... yeah...
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a derivative and female version of the "yes man", or one who is an a) pushover, b) person of unquestioning obedience, c) accepts the leadership of another (this can carry very sexual connotations, if you wish to go that far), and who is therefore very easily "taken advantage of". Interestingly, both the "yes man" and "verbal agreement woman" have no problem displaying their overzealously submissive natures if driven absolutely gaga by someone of the opposite sex who places much less effort on them.
Paula is such a verbal agreement woman...if she's sprung on a nigga he can say "jump on that" and she's already on it before he tells her how!
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