I ain't got a fucking clue

Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.

1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit

1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue

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you ain't got no pancake mix!

1: A way to get somebody your annoyed at to stop talking.
2: A way to let somebody know that they ain't got no pancake mix left, and should probably go to the store.

Protester: Abortion is muder!
You: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Protester: .....?

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you ain't got nothing on me

I'm (still) better than you.

You tried your best to bring me down and break me but you ain't got nothing on me. You can go fuck yourself.

You ain't got nothing on me

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You ain't got no pancake mix!

Meant to be used to throw someone off. If there's a serious argument, say that, and you'll win just by pure awesomeness. Occasionally the word "Bitch" can be thrown at the end of it.

It was coined by RayWilliamJohnson on YouTube.

Person 1: "Personally, I believe that god is going to smite every last one of the sinners--"
Person 2: "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"
Person 1: "..."

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I ain't got no dog in that hunt

A state of no involvement, having no effects upon oneself.

Outcome does not effect me.

Oh girl please, I ain't got no dog in that hunt.

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You ain't got no pancake mix

A phrase used to show dissatisfaction or discontent with someone or something. It was made famous by the comedian Zach Galifianakis and its commonly seen in YouTube video posts.

Did you get the food for the party?" "No, why should I be the one to do it?" "You didn't?! You ain't got no pancake mix!

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King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century

2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level

1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

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