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An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.
"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."
When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.
"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."
Some crazy shit that an Isenhart clan member invented to avoid manual labor along with cardboard. It is commonly the result of too much crazy hippy crack inhalation.
Damn Nancy, you just don't ever want to help out because of your P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy.
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It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day
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When a thot won't get with you because you do not have clout or money
Guy1: Bro that bitch won't get with me because I dont have money or clout
Guy2: Bro she got a dick allergy
When a person has too much lactose and cannot hold the explosion that’s about to happen.
“Omg, the allergy shits were real!”
A revulsion to a particular food or food provider.
Server: You want sour cream on that?
Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.
Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.