Gastric Allergy

A revulsion to a particular food or food provider.

Server: You want sour cream on that?

Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.

Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.

lvu

I Love You, in quick text form

Partner 1: Don't forget to take out the trash!

Partner 2: I know, lvu

Partner 1: lvu2

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Mr Prickle

Formal name for someone who acts like a prick or asshole.

Boss on Friday afternoon: I forgot to tell you, but I need a complete product analysis Monday morning (a meaningless self-imposed deadline).

You: Oh sure, no problem. I'll cancel all my plans again, Mr Prickle.