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Youth Allowance

A form of payment received through Centrelink for youths who are either studying, or too busy youtubing news bloopers to get a job. Youths are often encouraged, by their parents, to fill in the youth allowance form. This is because their parents are too busy at the pokies spending their kids' university savings on VBs and slot machines. The centrelink child often appears to wear all it can afford. This includes fake BAPE and singlets from Cotton On. However, if the child is one of the smarter kids, that child would save his/her money diligently and wait for interest to fatten their bank accounts. Though usually, the child's parents had created the bank accounts, therefore, the parents know the PINs and will continue to take money from their children.

Ben can spend his days watching news bloopers because he is on youth allowance, therefore, he is awesome.

Diane has to work hard because she does not directly receive her youth allowance, therefore, she is not as awesome as Ben.

by Captain Man December 16, 2008

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No Fun Allowed

The phrase to end all good times. Usually exclaimed by a fun-hating woman who can not stand to see her friends enjoy themselves. Must be exclaimed in a half-speed baritone for greatest effect. Can also be used to mock that person at the first hint ruining a good time. Detroit slang.

One more drink or should we head home?

No fun allowed!

by Spanky4679 November 28, 2005

68๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'll Allow It

A phrase that you say indicating approval of something, especially something sexual.
Best used for humor in situations where your approval isn't actually required.
Based on the catchphrase of referee Mills Lane on the show Celebrity Deathmatch.

Girl: I'm going to wear a very skimpy skirt tonight.
Guy: I'll allow it!

*Your buddy uploads a picture to facebook of him devouring a huge, delicious burger.*
Comment: I'll allow it.

by ohaitho July 18, 2011

23๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


allow it fam

Allow it fam is the phrase used by roadmen (chavs) when theyre too pussy to give absolutely fuck all in a given situation!

Roadman 1 (george memeulous): Oi scrap us ye!

Roadman 2 ( imallex): allow it fam

by yesladsimsolidjgjfjtjgj November 25, 2019

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


allow dat

Means "no" but is a stronger phrase than "no". It is usually used as a sign of resentment.

"Q: Wanna go to the cinema? A: Nah allow dat, that girl might be there!"

by Jason Forbes December 29, 2005

53๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Allow it man

KSI in he's purest form

Allow it man, allow it man does whatever he plucking can...can he swing, fuck no, can he save you...probably not ALLOW IT MAAAN

by Your neighbourhood politician October 31, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baggage Allowance

The minimum allowable room for male genitalia inside a pair of trousers/pants.

"What's the baggage allowance like in those?"

"Zero baggage allowance in these bad boys"

"Hello, I'd like to buy a pair of jeans with extra baggage allowance, what do you have?"

"My cock is so big I've exceeded the baggage allowance."

by BigBallsMcGraw August 7, 2014