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when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name
Joe: "Hi, Andy. How have you been?"
Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"
Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."
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When you sign into MSN messenger and a person who you don't want to talk to starts chatting to you while appearing offline
Jim; oh thank god Tim isn't online, i owe him some money and it's really awkward now.
Tim (appearing offline); Hey man wheres my money! you said you would pay me by now...
--Jim is offline--
Jim; damn he just MSN Ambushed me
A Turd Ambush is a surprise Turd Assault, since the victim doesn't see it coming.
I felt like I had to take a big crap, but it was just a Turd Ambush.
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to kick the bathroom door in and ejaculate on your partner while they are defecating
i totally randy ambushed my wife last night
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Lying in wait on Facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.
Flaming hot #1: Goddd I can never be on FB chat anymore, that creepshow Mitchell keeps chirping at me
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.
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(verb); To suddenly expose someone to graphic images or video of hardcore pornographic materials.
(noun); A spontanious showing of pornographic material unbeknownst to the recipients.
(verb); I totally porn ambushed Mack while he was watching television.
(noun); Dude he got you with that porn ambush last night Mack.
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When the female is unaware and disproves when the male ejaculates inside of her. Usually responded in panic.
Male: I just came inside of you
Female: What??? Are you fucking serious??
Male: I just got you pregnant. *Laughs*
Female: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Male: I did an ambush creampie for the video.
Female: Oh my fucking god you asshole. We're getting Plan B after this video.
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