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When your homie is stumbling around eating bananas after sixty nine shots of tequila
Dude 1: Yo man what’s up with Random?
Dude 2: Oh he’s just doing The Ambulating Monkey.
Known as the perenium, it is the piece of skin between a mans ballsack and arsehole. Also known as a gooch
I would like you to chew on my sweaty ambulance.
Shaun said to Brett "My sweaty ambulance is chafing"
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Douche bags that look for companies in financial crisis and then prey on them in order to suck any remaining assets or cash they may be able to profit from. They advertise in the national newspapers, on the radio and on TV.
They send unsolicited mail to companies and individuals to who have had county court judgements and winding up petitions lodged against them offering salvation and solutions. They make false promises to company directors. The companies who operate in this way charge huge fees for unprofessional advice.
oh shit i've been chased by an ambulance.
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a lesser breed of human known as an accident lawyer. to be found in accident and emergency departments and on daytime tv.
"have you been injured in the past three years?....not your fault? call the ambulance chasers and we will miraculously get you lots of money and not charge you." hmmmmmmmm
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An ambulance chaser is a disreputable lawyer who, if he witnessed an accident, would chase the ambulance in order to represent the victim in a legal claim.
"The guy who represented me was nothing but a damn ambulance chaser!"
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A lawyer who advertizes during Jerry Springer. He specializes in redirecting phone calls, and screwing people out of money.
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The back of a pickup truck, or a wheel barrel.
"Diago has eaten too many burritos, we have to call a mexican ambulance!"
"Yes ese, I'll get Sanchez's pickup truck."
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