did a runner

To get out of a sticky situation, place or environment.

When Jack found out Jill was pregnant, he did a runner!

Hurr did

Hurr did-a fantastical, fantabulosa hair do. Its hair do plus plus with extra effort while on steroids. Most hurr did looks like it belong in a hair show. NOTE: Theres a fine line between a hurr did and a hurr did'ent. Could also apply to a weave.

"Grrrl luv yer HURR DID hope you win."

"My HURR DID stoped a bullet in its tracks, bless mah hurr"

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did a mike

When you are playing a GB match and you are confused of which team you should go on you look at the scoreboard to see what the other team have done which results in you picking the correct team.

Player 1 : I thought you were going to pick the wrong team there.
Player 2 : Naa, I did a Mike.

Aliens did it

A cop out, bullshit ending or rehash.

As made famous by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Probably used in a time of panic and under the influence of both alcohol and a myriad of illegal substances.

George: "Are we sure we want to make a new Indie movie, I mean the guys not as fit as he used to be and those are classic films?"

Steven: "How else are we gonna fund our habit?"

George: "I'm just struggling with an ending, that's all"

Steven: "Aliens did it."

George: " You haven't read the script..."

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Dunn-Did-It

The result of driving a vehicle too fast while inebriated.

Adverb

Onlooker 1: "Ooooh, why are we slowing? What's going on?

Onlooker 2: "Traffic has slowed; it appears as if somebody 'Dunn-Did-It' into those roadside trees."

done did it

a slang form of 'i've already done it'
used popularly by southerners...floridians

mother: 'clean your room'
education deprived child: 'i done did it'

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diddy did it

The devil wont do it if diddy did it.

At midnight i want a giant chocolate fountain." "Oh yeah diddy did that last year." "Diddy did it? I don't want to do it if diddy did it!"

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