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A mixed drink consisting of one part tequilla, and two parts peanut butter. Usually consisting of creamy peanut butter, some dare-devils choose to use chunky.
After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.
This is London/Stockholm slang for proper ginger man. The person is usually a slow driver and a poor shot. He hides his obvious alcoholic tendences behind his job as a anti prohibition advocate. So not the sharpest swordfish in the sea
Why don't you Armadillo Maniac it?
A foursome of golfers; which includes a gimp, a guy with one nut, and two guys who suck at golf.
Team Ramrod destroys Team Armadillo every year at the golf outing.
After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubic hair and stick it on her head with the man glue. Inspired by the great Cody Ward.
Janey seems awfully upset about that odd new haircut
thats no haircut! thats a dancin' armadillo!
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Bizarre; crazy; happy; Smoking like a chimney, like a freight train or just all around getting smoked out!
Dude I just smoked that bowl so fast, it's crazy! Smoking Armadillo I am!
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This term describes those who are cool and awesome and do not make a big deal of it, like an armadillo hids from danger, armadillo swaggers hid from the big lights and just act awesome without broadcasting it.
"did you hear how Jimmy saved the cat?"
"no, he must have armadillo swag"
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A sexual act, where you butter or oil a floor, spin your woman around on the oiled or buttered floor while you and others repeatedly piss and shit on her for 5 minutes, after the 5 minutes, someone throws a brick at her, this curling her up in a ball
Guy: dude did you see Marsha this morning?
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo
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