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Asha is a slutty person generally with blond hair and born in dark ally ways. If you ever come across an Asha you should turn on your heel and walk in the other direction, she is obviously a last resort if you are a nerd, Jonathan, dork or weirdo and can't attract any fatties.
"Omg that asha is such a shrek turd"
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Asha is the best friend you could want. She’ll laugh with you at everything and will have so many inside jokes with her. Don’t annoy an asha or she might hit you with her phone and crack it. Asha knows who she likes and doesn’t like and will *never spill your secrets. Asha is the funniest person you’ll meet. Her telly tubby buns and braids are on point
“Is that Asha she’s a telly tubby”
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An amazing friend, but also most likely an eshay, even their name is similar! They always make you laugh and you get very crazy when with them, they also love to wrestle on trampolines, but hate eggs. So fun to hang out with, and very kind, obbsessed with their phone.
'why is that person always on their phone?'
'its asha"
'oh'
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Ashas are great friends, some are eshays, but thats ok, they are Hilarious, kind, and dislike egg.
HI asha wanna come over for dinner?
idk what are you having?
eggs
no thanks
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Her hair grow long like chia and she is the big idea. She is strangely interested in dark school shooter memes. She listens to meme music and constantly screams “I AM IN MISERY.” whenever she is the tiniest bit upset. If you don’t answer her FaceTime.. you’re in for it buddy. She will make up buttload of stupid faces that are perfect to screenshot. She is interested in.. I guess you can call it “dancing”.
Kennedy: hair grow long like chia
Ashas:I AM THE BIG IDEA *starts singing unnecessarily*
No one:
Asha:Look at the meme I just sent you. And why didn’t you answer my call yesterday!?
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a bitch that will stab u in the back the moment you are not in the center of attention use asha she is a bitch
asha: hey wanna be friemds?
you: no your a bitch
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