ass to mouth resuscitation

Verb;

As an alternative to 'mouth to mouth resuscitation', ass to mouth or ass-to-mouth is the preferred method to revive turtles who have choked on jellybeans, or your friends sister who is a college freshman at her first frat party, passed out on blueberry vodka. Acceptable because turtles smell like shit and alcohol kills the taste of anything other than Taco Bell.

April O'Neil, a broadcasting and electronic media major with a minor in journalism is passed out on a brown couch, after ingesting too much blueberry vodka. Her tits are exposed from her yellow jacket, and her red hair is tied back in pig tails. She is tight as fuck.

Leonardo: Look at April O'Neil, dapt bitch is fuckin wastid nigga!

Raphael: Damn shawty. Ey, who be wandin some Taco Bale?

Leonardo: Wake dapt bi'atch up n see if she wan'somethin.

Raphael: Ay whide bitch, wake de fuck up, fa'real.

Leonardo: Ey mane, she kinda looks blue n shit. You better gib her ass to mouth resuscitation, niggin!

Raphael: Fa real?

Leonardo: Yeah niggin, we'll wait til we gets back wit dapt TB, niggin.

A little while later...

Leonardo: Aight niggin, ju ready mane?

(dropping his pants, and straddling Aprils face, Raphael situates his anus over her mouth and flatuates, blowing stool chips into Aprils air stream)

Raphael: Cowabunga dude!

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Butter ass to mouth

When you put warm creamy butter into a slut's gaping asshole, fuck her until the butter becomes a goey liquid, pull your throbbing cock out with the mixture of shit,cum and butter on it and get the filthy slut suck it clean!

That filthy slut Chloe let me do Butter ass to mouth . That hoe licked my schlong clean!

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ass to mouth conversion

when one farts into a his/her partners mouth, breaths it in, and thenceforth breathes it out, converting the methane into carbon dioxide.

"I decided to try an ass to mouth voncersion while having my salad tossed by my gay lover, pierre.

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cross ass to mouth pollination

Perfroming anal sex with one female then receiving oral sex from another female right after without washing off.

Man last night i took those 2 girls from the bar home and did some cross ass to mouth pollination.

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Ass-to-mouth

Back-to-back, consecutive

I have three hour-and-a-half classes ass-to-mouth on Tuesday. It sucks.

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mouth-ass

The term for someone who is metaphorically speaking bullshit, or nonsense.

Me: What the hell are you doing mom? You didn't give me enough grape soda!
Mom: Stop bein' a frickin mouth-ass.