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When you fart directly over your wife/girlfriends mouth while they are sleeping, causing a confused and bad taste. Theirs nothing the victim can do to defend against this attack because they're sleeping.
woman: I bought 2 tickets to see "Grease" the Broadway play for Saturday.
man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!
woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!
man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.
woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.
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1: To attack someone from the front, usually hitting them in the face, tit, vagina, stomach or testicle areas.
2: To elope with another male and a female leaving her frontal openings blocked. Done with trio's
1: Zomfg Christian Mu just frontal assaulted me and my god did he do damage to my genitals.
2: Nick and I just frontal assaulted Lukas
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When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.
So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.
Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.
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The combination of a somersault and a barrel roll to get a Bear assault.
Bear assault!!!! Margh *pat pat pat*
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The proper phrasing for a titty twister
Mike: Man, I can't believe your ex attacked you.
Greg: Yeah, in self defense I had to give her an areola assault.
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A highly effective method of deploying Army and Marine Corps combat elements into remote battlefields in a short amount of time, utilizing rotary winged aircraft(helicopters) rather than fixed wing aircraft(airplanes). This gives them the advantage of landing on or completely bypassing terrain features for drop off or pick up of said combat elements making them faster and considerably more mobile than Airborne elements which are forced to rely on the Army Air Corps...I mean Air Force, for insertion.
The Armys 101st Division is the worlds only Air Mobile division affording it the most flexible operating parameters.
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Armed Assault is realistic military game that's enhanced by the TKC Community.
A real convo on an Armed Assault multiplayer server
Player1: I think TKC is on this server.
Player2: Cool, I got super weapons!
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